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中文
- 白天好
- 热得很直观
- 我的天啊，最后五分钟赶上高铁
- 去长沙
- 汗流浃背
- 广州空气很湿
- 刚才和易嘉爱前辈在车厢畅聊了20分钟
- 现在有滚动歌词了
- Light Echo！
- 到长沙了
- 然后我准备拿身份证出站，
- 连续掏出两张小卡
- 都没翻出身份证
- 排队队
- 等下
- 票务在解决
- 在问那边了
- 排队排一半，开始客服
- 大麦卡了
- 现在可以了
- 不是人工的
- 但是卡了
- 带个茶颜回去
- 好看
- 长沙的飞机也在延误中
- 至少到长沙了
- 广州那个龙卷风冰雹是有点难顶
- 我没见过真实的龙卷风
- 结果离这么近
- 广州：留下来！
- 多玩几天！
- 要不是有事，确实可以多待几天
- 结果一个月都没停
- 广州的外卖是真的优秀
- 也许是我把上海的吃腻了
- 今天我带着椰子去高铁，接车粉问：你还有时间买个椰子？
- 其实是昨天晚上就想点的外卖，但太晚了没点到，就上午提前点了
- 上海我那附近没有整椰椰
- 有天我找了一家类似的，里面有椰子蛋
- 50分钟的外卖
- 我期待了好久
- 到了之后外卖小哥给我打电话：你好，外卖出来拿一下
- 我：哦，你放门口就行
- 外卖小哥：要不，你还是出来拿吧
- 我：你放门口吧！
- 外卖小哥：额。。你出来拿一下吧。
- 我（开始火大）：你就放门口架子上啊！
- 外卖小哥：出了点问题。你出来看一下
- 然后就发现椰子蛋被他的电动车颠破了
- 然后给我转了钱，又走了。
- 然后就没有然后了。。
- 我也不想重新点了
- 太久了
- 所以整椰椰是我的怨念款，这次来广州点到了
- 确实Echo了
- 还没登机
- 登机了
- 打架
- 嘴好大
- 晚安地球人
English
- Good day.
- It’s incredibly hot and you can really feel it.
- Oh my, caught the high-speed train with just five minutes to spare.
- to Changsha.
- Sweating profusely.
- The air in Guangzhou is so humid.
- Just had a 20-minute chat with senior Yi Jiaai in the train carriage.
- Now with scrolling lyrics.
- Light Echo!
- Arrived in Changsha.
- Then as I was getting ready to show my ID at the exit,
- Pulled out two photo cards instead of my ID.
- Waiting in line.
- Hold on a moment.
- Sorting out the ticket issue.
- Asked about it.
- Started customer service while still in line.
- It was Damai glitching.
- It’s fixed now.
- Not a manual update but it glitched.
- Bringing back a drink from Modern China Tea Shop.
- Looks good.
- Flights in Changsha are also delayed.
- At least I've made it to Changsha.
- That tornado and hail in Guangzhou were a bit too much.
- I’ve never seen a real tornado.
- To think I was so close.
- Guangzhou: Stay!
- Play a few more days!
- If I didn’t have other things to handle, I could indeed have stayed longer.
- Didn’t stop for a whole month.
- The takeout in Guangzhou is truly excellent.
- Maybe because I got tired of Shanghai's options.
- Today I took a coconut with me on the high-speed train, a fan who picked me up asked, "Did you really have time to buy a coconut?"
- Actually wanted to order it as takeout last night, but it was too late, so I ordered it in advance this morning.
- There’s no place selling whole coconuts near my place in Shanghai.
- One day I found a similar place that had coconut eggs.
- Waited 50 minutes for the takeout.
- I was looking forward to it so much.
- When it arrived, the delivery guy called me: "Hello, please come out to get your takeout."
- Me: "Oh, just leave it at the door."
- Delivery guy: "Maybe you should come out and get it."
- Me: "Just leave it at the door!"
- Delivery guy: "Um... you should come out and take a look."
- Me (getting irritated): "Just leave it on the door rack!"
- Delivery guy: "There’s been a problem. Come and see."
- Then I found out the coconut egg got smashed by his electric bike.
- He transferred me some money and left.
- And that was that.
- I didn’t want to reorder.
- It took too long.
- So, the whole coconut has been a bit of a grudge item for me, and this time in Guangzhou, I finally got one.
- It really echoed.
- Haven’t boarded yet.
- Boarded now.
- Dogs fighting.
- Such a big mouth.
- Good night, Earthlings.
