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中文
- 白天好
- 绝世美勾
- 在看瓶子
- 应该没被犬舍骗
- 尴尬
- 我说怎么打什么车，总有若隐若现的狗屎味儿
- 原来我下午遛狗不小心踩到一坨狗屎
- 卡着
- 等下跳舞不会跳着跳着蹬出来吧。。
- 也不好现在去扣出来
- 去厕所磴一下
- 累累，回来吃晚饭
- 晚安地球人
English
- Good day.
- The dog is incredibly beautiful.
- She's looking at a bottle.
- I probably wasn't cheated by the breeder.
- Awkward.
- I was wondering why there's always a faint smell of dog poop in whatever car I take.
- Turns out I accidentally stepped in dog poop while walking her this afternoon.
- It’s stuck.
- I hope it doesn’t come loose while I’m dancing later...
- It’s not a good time to try and scrape it off now.
- I'll go and scrub it off in the bathroom.
- Tired, will eat dinner when I get back.
- Good night, Earthlings.
